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Things I Think About When I’m Cycling to Work…

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  • Have I got everything?
  • Bollocks, phone…
  • I hope George isn’t getting sick, he seemed snuffly this morning…
  • *internal jukebox plays ‘Everything’s Rosie’ theme tune on repeat*
  • FUCKING HELL NOT AGAIN!! ARRGGGHHHHHHH!!
  • I wonder if it’s an actual disease, having an internal jukebox that won’t shut up…
  • GOD I wish I could listen to music whilst cycling…
  • Ah the Olympic Village, 2012 was such a great year!
  • Has that lorry seen me?
  • I hate it when girls overtake me…
  • I need to get a better bike…
  • I cycle a 14 miles round trip per day, why am I not losing weight?
  • I thought if you sweated and were out of breath it meant you were doing cardio?
  • Sod it I’m not having another baby, I want my body back..
  • Yes mate, you cycle through that red light and give us all a bad name, you tit…
  • Victoria Park has pretty much turned into Hyde Park, so pretty…
  • Ewwwwww DOG POO…
  • Oh DO fuck off with your fucking fixed gear, you tiny handlebar holding weapon…
  • Oh GOD, canal fear…
  • GET OUT OF THE WAY I’M COMING THROUGH *rings bell hysterically*
  • Awww man running with his dog! So cute…
  • God I want a dog…
  • Shall I go freelance so I can work from home and get a dog?
  • I must remember to buy that thing from Amazon
  • DO NOT FORGET THIS TIME KERRY
  • Has that jogger seen me?
  • DON’T FUCKING TUT AT ME YOU WANKER! I RANG MY BELL!
  • Oh GOD, canal fear…
  • I am turning into my Grandma…
  • What if George walks his first steps at nursery?
  • I might ask them not to tell me if he does…
  • My knees hurt…
  • I can’t believe I’ll be 40 in three years…
  • Must remember to tweet that thing about abandoned factories in Russia…
  • Oooh I love her shoes…
  • I really need to get cycling gloves…
  • Must remember to get salad to have with the quiche tonight…
  • I wonder if Jim would be up for doing that American roadtrip next year…
  • I am SO BORED of my hair…
  • You never see a happy jogger do you?
  • Maybe it would be nice to have another baby…
  • What if I get a puncture? I’M NOT PREPARED AT ALL FOR A PUNCTURE…
  • I wonder if I’ll still cycle to work in winter?
  • Or maybe I’ll just go freelance, get a dog and never leave the house again…
  • Ooooh I could HOTDESK, like a trendy Shoreditch media person…
  • Do people think we’re boring now we’ve got a kid?
  • I miss my Grandma…
  • I wonder if my little brother will get married soon?
  • Ugh, HILL…
  • God I am SO unfit…
  • Well that outfit is just ridiculous…
  • Must write a blog post today…
  • I really, really hope they don’t call him George…
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