- Have I got everything?
- Bollocks, phone…
- I hope George isn’t getting sick, he seemed snuffly this morning…
- *internal jukebox plays ‘Everything’s Rosie’ theme tune on repeat*
- FUCKING HELL NOT AGAIN!! ARRGGGHHHHHHH!!
- I wonder if it’s an actual disease, having an internal jukebox that won’t shut up…
- GOD I wish I could listen to music whilst cycling…
- Ah the Olympic Village, 2012 was such a great year!
- Has that lorry seen me?
- I hate it when girls overtake me…
- I need to get a better bike…
- I cycle a 14 miles round trip per day, why am I not losing weight?
- I thought if you sweated and were out of breath it meant you were doing cardio?
- Sod it I’m not having another baby, I want my body back..
- Yes mate, you cycle through that red light and give us all a bad name, you tit…
- Victoria Park has pretty much turned into Hyde Park, so pretty…
- Ewwwwww DOG POO…
- Oh DO fuck off with your fucking fixed gear, you tiny handlebar holding weapon…
- Oh GOD, canal fear…
- GET OUT OF THE WAY I’M COMING THROUGH *rings bell hysterically*
- Awww man running with his dog! So cute…
- God I want a dog…
- Shall I go freelance so I can work from home and get a dog?
- I must remember to buy that thing from Amazon
- DO NOT FORGET THIS TIME KERRY
- Has that jogger seen me?
- DON’T FUCKING TUT AT ME YOU WANKER! I RANG MY BELL!
- Oh GOD, canal fear…
- I am turning into my Grandma…
- What if George walks his first steps at nursery?
- I might ask them not to tell me if he does…
- My knees hurt…
- I can’t believe I’ll be 40 in three years…
- Must remember to tweet that thing about abandoned factories in Russia…
- Oooh I love her shoes…
- I really need to get cycling gloves…
- Must remember to get salad to have with the quiche tonight…
- I wonder if Jim would be up for doing that American roadtrip next year…
- I am SO BORED of my hair…
- You never see a happy jogger do you?
- Maybe it would be nice to have another baby…
- What if I get a puncture? I’M NOT PREPARED AT ALL FOR A PUNCTURE…
- I wonder if I’ll still cycle to work in winter?
- Or maybe I’ll just go freelance, get a dog and never leave the house again…
- Ooooh I could HOTDESK, like a trendy Shoreditch media person…
- Do people think we’re boring now we’ve got a kid?
- I miss my Grandma…
- I wonder if my little brother will get married soon?
- Ugh, HILL…
- God I am SO unfit…
- Well that outfit is just ridiculous…
- Must write a blog post today…
- I really, really hope they don’t call him George…
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